2007 4-Caster Frank's NFL Picks
Regular Season Total: 139-117 .543
Patriots 55 Chargers 3
Get your barf bag ready. This game is going to be terrible, the Colts were the last team with a chance to beat the Patriots in the AFC, and last week they lollygagged up and down the field, focused more on the Patriots it seemed then beating the Chargers, well now there are no Pats, for the Colts, and the Chargers head for the slaughter. When the Chargers were healthy they were blown out in Week 2 by the Patriots, now LaDainian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates, and Phillip Rivers their three most important offensive players are all hurt. Even if they all play they won't be 100% and they need to be more then 100% to have a chance. It will be over early and the entire game will be sickening with CBS sluppering Brady and the Patriots.
Packers 27 Giants 10
The Ice Bowl Cometh, last weeks Packers-Seahawks game was an artwork in what playoff football should look like, as Lambeau Field was a winter wonderland with the classic Packers green uniforms matched perfectly. This week there may be no snow, but the Frozen Tundra will be earning its name, as game time temperatures is expected to be around 0 by game time. Brett Favre the vet has played in cold weather his whole career, while Eli Manning has struggled in frigid weather. Even though New York is not a tropical paradise, some of Eli's worst games have come in the cold. Look for the Packers to take full advantage as Brett Favre returns to the Super Bowl for the first time in a decade as Manning is unable to avoid the big mistake like he has the last few weeks in comfortable playing conditions in Tampa and Dallas. Speaking of Dallas T.O. recommends a trip to Dale and Thomas, and a bag of Cheese popcorn.
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Grand Total: 146-118 .553